The Armed Republic of Zapadni Srpski entitet is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nenad with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.085 billion Zapadni Srpski entitetians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sor. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zapadni Srpski entitetian economy, worth a remarkable 2,567 trillion Dijamants a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 317,502 Dijamants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, a soldier's body is a temple, and religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zapadni Srpski entitet's national animal is the Bahamut Zmaj, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zapadnosrpska pravoslavna.

Zapadni Srpski entitet is ranked 1,277^th in the world and 51^st in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 337 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.